She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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