Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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