I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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