I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
ttyl tear gas
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
