You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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