Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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