At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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