I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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