He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
