Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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