Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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