we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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