Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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