i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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