sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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