then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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