But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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