So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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