I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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