This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
