i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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