She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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