Buhtt sex?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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