u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
her vagine was all disorganized.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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