She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
