Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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