She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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