Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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