I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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