I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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