Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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