What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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