Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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