Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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