ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I still have a little drunk in my system
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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