D3 body, D1 cock
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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