he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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