Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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