You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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