hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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