I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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