I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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