Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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