Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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