his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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