Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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