im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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