dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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