Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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