but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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