super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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