She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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