great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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