i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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